GOOD
MUSIC
GOOD
PEOPLE
AN ORGANIZATION
OF QUESTIONABLE
DISTINCTION.
OFFICIAL PLAYER REGISTRATION 2026 SEASON

2026 ROSTER CLOSED

Congratulations. You've finally made the big leagues. Unfortunately, it's with the Tupelo Turds.

The official 2026 Tupelo Turds roster is locked. The Turds have been deposited.

MEET THE UNIFORM

THIS IS THE ACTUAL TUPELO TURDS JERSEY DESIGN.
YOUR SELECTED NAME AND NUMBER WILL REPLACE THE EXAMPLES SHOWN.

Official Tupelo Turds jersey
OFFICIAL JERSEY Front, back & patch placement
Tupelo Turds jersey being worn
LOOK GOOD. PLAY TERRIBLY. Actual jersey design shown in action
We're number 2 team patch
EXCLUSIVE TEAM PATCH Because claiming we're number one would raise uncomfortable questions about our standards.

BUILD YOUR TURD

That's it. The Turds have been deposited.

The official 2026 Tupelo Turds roster is now closed. Thanks to everyone questionable enough to join the team.

FIND YOUR SIZE

OFFICIAL JERSEY SIZING

Chest measurement diagram
CHEST

Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level around your body.

MEN'S SIZING (INCHES)
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 34–36 37–40 41–44 45–48 49–52 53–56
Length 31.5 32 33 34 34 34

Measurements supplied by the jersey manufacturer. When between sizes, consider how loosely you prefer your jersey to fit.